Remember Fido Dido? He was everywhere in the 1990s. In fact, I think he was the face of Pepsi.
Well, he is still the face of soft drinks - in Turkish movie theaters.
The Second City has hired me to sail around the world on the Norwegian Jewel doing comedy. Stops include the Caribbean, Egypt, Istanbul, Croatia, Greece, Italy, France and Spain. I know, I want to punch me in the face, too.